February 2011
28 posts
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Feb 1st
Feb 1st
January 2011
38 posts
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
going home next weekend
i’m pretty depressed? i think i just need to start this semester over. i’m so unbelievably fed up with everything. i need to be in my bed and away from these idiots. then we can try again.
Jan 30th
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Listenhaterade (ft. nicki minaj & pharell) by gucci...
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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haha drew
hi
Jan 30th
haaaay
sup new follower. so interesting things about my life: went to a party as angelica pickles yesterday. yeah. the 90s. i was there.
Jan 29th
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Jan 26th
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today
so good. also, still haven’t found out about going to guatemala or costa rica this summer? sadface. but yeah. giving my friend an elliott smith education right now. he said he had never heard of elliott, so i slapped him. across the face. literally slapped him.
Jan 26th
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Jan 23rd
oh holy fuck
last night jesus christ
Jan 23rd
by the way, children: I'M ON THE RADIO
i have a radio show. it’s going to be called “Charlie Sheen’s Tuesday Night”, or CSTN, with me (DJ Sharlie Cheen). go listen here from 10am-12 on fridays. you can also WATCH THE SHOW LIVE here. my intern and i (yes, i have a fucking intern, y’all ain’t got shit on me) have special surprises for all you creepers who are daring enough to check out the live video...
Jan 22nd
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someone needs to make a band based off catch 22
and call it brossarian and the minderbinders.
Jan 22nd
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
3 tags
pk tim bleached his hair
he looks like the arian nation. i love it a little bit, but its going to take some getting used to. 
Jan 17th
Jan 15th
nicki minaj.
world’s. best. ass.
Jan 12th
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Jan 9th
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oh fuck this is making me wish i were staying
trust-me-im-a-doctor: koozbane: he just said he’s planning a ski trip with friends, and that’s it’s a pity i’m going back. WHYYYY  HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! CUT THAT OUT! This has been a maternal reprimand from yours truly. (But seriously, do what you want, just make sure it makes a good story later.) hahahaha i love you i’m very… college. i dunno if he’s totally into that....
Jan 9th
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oh fuck this is making me wish i were staying
he just said he’s planning a ski trip with friends, and that’s it’s a pity i’m going back. WHYYYY
Jan 9th
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i know you kids probably don't care, but...
i just met the world’s most adorable paralegal at family friend’s 40th birthday party. his name is graham, and holy fuck. totally thought he was out of my range, especially since i was the youngest person at the party (though he was the second). but, at the end, he asked for number, saying i should give him music advice. this radio gig is really working out well for me.
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
49 notes
“i don’t miss the alcohol, i just miss the drunken nights”
– my college roommate, allison
Jan 8th
higu asked: WE MET ONCE BEFORE, IN A DISTANT LAND FULL OF QUAKERS.

i was the cute one.
Jan 8th
OH HAI NEW FOLLOWER
i miss you be in my life please kthxbai
Jan 8th
i miss anakin
aerotise: thanks for making all those impossible hopes become real and fighting away the forces of evil selflessly. you’re my hero. in my mind you never become darth vader. i love you so much it’s not even funny. the dark force couldn’t separate us if it tried.
Jan 8th
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Jan 6th
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just made a crapload of meringues, drizzled with...
my break has actually gotten that boring. i want to go back to college.
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
237 notes
metric
bbones: bands that i love always change their style of music. and i end up not liking them because their new style is shit. but metric changes it up and i always fucking love it.  it’s the truth.
Jan 5th
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
2 notes
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every fucking time
do i give off sex vibes or something? do i? because this is getting ridiculous.
Jan 4th