December 2009
58 posts
It continues also a custom at this very day for the bride not of herself to pass...
– Plutarch’s Lives
habits
i started doing all these weird doodles. i like writing down random thoughts and then making drawings to go with them. the drawings suck a little. i like it better that way.
i do
i want to be in love.
hey. you. listen up.
these things make me sad
when my friends are sad
when my father insults me
when i am lonely
when people are mean
when i don’t feel unique
when i don’t get into college
and, consequently, when i feel inadequate
basically, there are a lot of things that make me sad, but the first is most important. don’t feel sad, ok guys? cuz i love yuns crazy kids.
You're My Bro
trust-me-im-a-doctor:
This is bromance right here.
MOTHERFUCKINYEAH
when spongebob loses his laugh.
Sandy Cheeks: Its easy if you approach it scientifically. Now, what is laughter?
SpongeBob SquarePants: The thing that used to give my life meaning and purpose, but now mocks me with its cruel indifference.
Sandy Cheeks: But technically, its caused by your epiglottis obstructing your larynx, causing irregular air intake and respiratory upset.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sounds painful.
Sandy Cheeks: Science makes anything sound painful, SpongeBob.
new fucking phone. goodbye, shittastic piece of red crap. hello droid eris. WOOOOO
also, AMAZING new stereo. can’t wait for college. i’m psyched. asdfghjkl
Things to Not Do
trust-me-im-a-doctor:
When trying to find the words to describe a girl without being disrespectful, saying “Damn, you’s a sexy bitch” repeatedly may not be helping.
i dunno bout you, buuuut, i think that’s a pretty phenomenal way to describe a girl. pshaw.
cellphone's dead
so, i’m getting a new phone for christmas. droid eris. yaaay. however, my lovely parents aren’t paying for the internet. what’s the use of a smart phone with no internet? motherfuck.
today may seem like a pessimistic day, but it is...
not ready yet
i am not ready yet. and not only am i not ready yet, i don’t think i have ever been or ever will be ready. for anything.
Death is something you never talk about with the dying, and rarely talk about...
– John Leary
sos
sometimes life sucks. when i does, i usually don’t know what to do about it. i think that’s what sucks most of all.
i hate not being able to make things be the way i want them to be. maybe i should buy a self-help book.
brooklyn
also, who wants to go to the brooklyn museum with me? there’s an exhibit, who shot rock & roll, that went up in october and ends january 31st. it’s like- a set of anti-paparazzi photos from ‘55 and on of different artists and whatnot.
anyone?
romulus
yesterday, i raided the fuck out of borders. i bought plutarch’s lives (volume I), as well as plato’s phaedo and his symposium. so, today, instead of finishing the last 4 college essays i have to write, i’m sitting in a coffee shop reading the first of these three works. and loving it. there’s got to be something wrong with me. i blame jim.
warp
i’m having a snow rave
and dancing to the bloody beetroots
my dad has already threatened bodily harm twice
rainbaby:
The makeup kit my mom got me for a Hannukkah gift. 50 shades of eyeshadow, 6 blushes, two powders, mascara, 5 lip glosses. and a mirror. It’s cheap makeup (from the Icing) but still tons of fun. I know I will be super thankful for it during my next show…I will have colors for everybody! Whee!
That said, two things: one, I still want red lipstick, and two, how can I make the skin at...
oxford comma
my smarty pants friend roland got accepted into oxford. and georgetown’s school of foreign service. unfortunately, his parents won’t let him say yes to oxford until he gets into princeton and yale, because oxford doesn’t give out money and princeton and yale might. what douches.
i feel incompetent. FUCK SMART PEOPLE.
boys
heart goes THUMPTHUMP
what is this shit.
low
i’m having a relatively bum-ish night. not sure why. it’s no fun.
i’m watching the secretary. james spader, aka mr. edward grey, is EXACTLY like joe mcgeary. BUT, he has a polaroid camera. lovely.
i've got friends
elena is so phenomenal. she just bought fresh baked cookies AND cookie dough over to my house. i love her. so much.
fuck
curiousdays:
koozbane:
so i got deferred.
win called today. he’s the guy on the board. he decided to call and tell me before the letter got here- apparently he did put in a word for me, but i was deferred because it was “tight” this year, and they really only accepted athletes they wanted. or some shit. he said i shouldn’t apply early to middlebury if i’m optimistic.
i don’t know if i’m...
fuck
so i got deferred.
win called today. he’s the guy on the board. he decided to call and tell me before the letter got here- apparently he did put in a word for me, but i was deferred because it was “tight” this year, and they really only accepted athletes they wanted. or some shit. he said i shouldn’t apply early to middlebury if i’m optimistic.
i don’t know if...
tasty
oh man. this episode of bones. brenan just stripped off nearly all of booth’s clothing. good god, he is ripped. delicious.
alice practice
Alice is just about the coolest show/mini series i have EVER scene. i mean, for god’s sake, they made a freaking jaberwock. IT’S SO COOL. i’m in love. watch it. now.